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Road Trip!!! CA Via NV, UT, WY to CO

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January 24, 2010 at 9:55 pm

English is an Ubber Odd Language

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Hello all and welcome back to today’s episode of the Frankelstache’s misunderstandings with English.

So in America, when a person says: “Damn, I’d kill for a Burrito right now.” the people around him conclude that that person is really craving a Burrito.

My personal and completely normal conclusion was that given that murder is the highest rated offense (punishment wise), I can proudly announce: “Damn, I’d sodomize a 12 year-old for a Burrito right now.”

That didn’t go so well.

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January 15, 2010 at 12:05 am

A Day in A Life

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I need to write a tagline

To a company that doesn’t yet exist

This will stay with them forever

Or at least till I say cease.

It’s tough and boring

Inspiration isn’t here today

I’m trying every direction

But all my lines are gray.

I tried ‘Connection’

‘Magic’

Anything synonymous with ‘Tech’

I tried Latin words

And Greek

I attempted stepping away

I tried writing quick.

Now I’m on the blog

Seeking for ambition

A definition

Or Ignition

Something to justify my commission

A tad of ammunition

This is a very bad condition

My career is in remission

Why isn’t “Procrastinator”

A fully paid position?

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January 12, 2010 at 10:11 am

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Good Year Video

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This is brilliant.

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January 4, 2010 at 11:09 am

2010

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everyone’s telling me they hope this year will be better. Why don’t you go and buy a fucking stock?

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January 1, 2010 at 9:51 am

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Why Are All These Douchbags Sending

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Me texts so early in the morning? don’t they know my love for Jesus dieג together with him, 2013 years ago?

Fuck these texts. Let me sleep.

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December 25, 2009 at 8:57 am

A Man Knows He’s Getting Old

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When hair starts growing in his ears. Until then, he’s nothing but a manchild.

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December 24, 2009 at 4:06 pm

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Oh Happy Day

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Oh Happy Day

Bring on the snow

The Frats

Bums on the streets.

Bring on the sleepless

The White Nights

The Loneliness

The pain.

Bring on bad dreams

The yelling

The ego fights

The disdain.

Bring on tears

Angst

Worry

Sadness

Bring on stress

The Pressure

The deadlines

The politics.

Bring on longing

The Skype chats

The phone sex

The bills.

Bring on love

The Power

The Bond

The Chains.

Bring it on

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December 23, 2009 at 11:01 pm

The More “Happy Birthday!” Wishes You Have On Your Facebook Wall

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The less friends you have in real life.

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December 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm

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Why The Use of ‘Presentors’ in Advertising is Wrong

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Aside the fact that it prematurely kills any attempt or hope for creativity.

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December 17, 2009 at 1:02 pm

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