Life, America, Randomness

Words of Wisdom(?) 2

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So after revealing some epic lines right here, it’s time to expose the second part of those ‘Principals To Live By’.

6. A Plum won’t fall out of an Apple tree (and a Guava won’t grow in an Orange orchard).

7. A sweet kid without a future = no chance of succeeding.

8.  Muses are mute when cannons are roaring.

9. When the mouth is silent the ass should be thundering.

10.  Life is not for kids.

I am well aware of the oddness of some of these lines, so if one of you four readers requires a clarification for either of the above, feel free to comment and I shall comply.


Written by Frankelstache

June 14, 2009 at 7:30 pm

Posted in Humor, Life, Lists, Random

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  1. Thats funny.


    June 14, 2009 at 7:36 pm

  2. Life is not for kids? More please. At length.


    June 15, 2009 at 6:28 pm

  3. Well,
    This line was a conclusion of a conversation that revolved around “What are the best things in life?”
    And if you think about it for a second, none of them are right for kids.

    Sex with 2 blond twins (male or female) – Not for kids.
    An open bar – Not for kids.
    A 72 ounce Steak – Not for kids.
    Las Vegas (the good parts of it) – Not for kids.
    NOT living with your parents in the same house – Not for kids.

    The things that get kids excited in this life don’t make any sense and are definitely not worth living for.
    Soap bubbles – WTF?
    Trains and other moving objects – Who gives a fuck?
    Cotton Candy – Gross.

    Hence, life is not for kids.

    Does that make sense?



    June 16, 2009 at 10:04 am

  4. You seem to have a way of picking up what I’m always putting down…nice work.


    June 17, 2009 at 6:31 pm

  5. Not exactly sure what does that mean, B. But nonetheless am glad to be associated with anything that has to do with you. I’m still in awe after seeing your housewives btw.

    See ya soon,


    June 18, 2009 at 10:59 am

  6. Yeah, sorry about that. Apparently blogging and absinthe don’t mix…


    June 18, 2009 at 3:34 pm

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