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As a favor to my best friend Miriam Webster, here are a few new words I wanted to introduce to the English language:

“Forgicate” – to forge fornication. “He’s such a forgicator. What a loser.”

“Lefting” – describing the act of turning left. “I’m lefting at 9th street and will be there to smack your mamma in a minute.”

“Peacing” –saying goodbye. “I’ll be in the car soon LaMel, we’re just peacing.”

“Schnitzeled” – someone with severe sun burns. “Went to the beach this weekend and got totally schnitzeled.”

“Douchtastic” – a fantastic douchbag. “That polo shirt mixed with your Stanford degree is douchtastic.”

I love you Miriam, hopefully you’re as hot in real life as I imagine you to be.


Written by Frankelstache

August 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm

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  1. This is good. And this is why I read the dictionary and not a lot of books. I figure the dictionary has ALL the books in it, so why bother?


    August 4, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    • Hello horrorible.
      This post and your name go hand in hand. Like brad and angelina, like America and selling weapons.

      Thanks for stopping by,


      August 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm

  2. aLL the Book



    August 4, 2009 at 1:39 pm

  3. Seriously, FS, enough Douchicating…

    You and I need to work on starting a vernacular Business.

    Think about it. For serious.

    Still melting in this pot,



    August 4, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    • Dear beer and lance armstrong milkshake, B

      Like Lieutenant Dan told Forrest Gump:
      If you’re ever a shrimp-boat captain, i’ll come be your 1st mate.

      Done and done,


      August 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm

  4. have you looked them up in the urban dictionary? they may be there already.


    August 4, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    • You know, Lynn, I like you way too much to call you a party pooper…

      So I say screw Urban Dictionary – that’s where people go to find out what a “dirty sanchez” is.

      I’m aiming for Miriam.


      August 5, 2009 at 5:48 pm

      • I found out what a Dirty Sanchez was the old-fashioned way…


        August 5, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    • well it come sin handy when looking up what a rusty trombone is…you intellectual types are all the same. (smile) ..i am a party pooper lately, i’ll admit it. i’m staying too busy with my blog, maybe i need a break! hi bschooled!


      August 7, 2009 at 8:40 am

  5. Lefting! How brilliant!

    Amanda Blog and Kiss

    August 5, 2009 at 4:08 am

  6. […] After offering my advice to the English language here and expressing my opinions here, I’d like to continue with some verbal / literal issues, if you may. The thing is, some word […]

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