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Airport Poem

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“My People”

 Screw the natives

Why do they make me feel so bad?

I’m usually competitive

But this just makes me sad.


They accuse. They’re entitled.

Uneducated. Uninvited.


I try to ignore

There are so many kinds,

I’ve been here before

Stressed and then untied.


Disrespectful and obnoxious

With a dash of cockiness and smug,

Utterly preposterous,

They make me wanna gag.


Fashion ain’t their thing

They seek attention,

I give them shame.


They are as shallow as a fling

No real heat

Just lots of flame.


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September 26, 2009 at 7:42 pm

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Going on Vacation

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will send photos of the Middle East.

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September 23, 2009 at 7:55 am

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Isn’t it Marvelous When

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your urine takes on the scent / color of your previous night’s meal?

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September 18, 2009 at 8:56 am

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Help Obama Sell Healthcare

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In response to this:

Here are some headlines to aid in this democratic struggle. So why change the current state of Healthcare?

1. Because ‘Freedom’ is having your herpes cured for free.

2. Because Hospital employees smell worse than your neighborhood bums.

3. So the homeless will die healthy.

4. You’re unemployed and have no retirement – do you really think you have a choice?

5. So Jesus can work his miracles.

6. Because Bush would never do it and that’s all the reassurance we need.

7. Cause Doogie Houser is gay.

8. Because Doctors are obnoxious, keep them off the streets.

9. Because Meth lab employees are getting furloughed.

10. So Jewish mothers will continue to develop complexes.

Written by Frankelstache

September 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm

More English Issues

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After offering my advice to the English language here and expressing my opinions here, I’d like to continue with some verbal / literal issues, if you may.

The thing is, some word combinations are kinda odd, to be frank, especially when they appear to resemble a different word – I’ll explain:Take the term ‘Laundry Detergent’. I say, why not call it ‘Laundry Degenerate’. There’s even a logical explanation hiding here in the bushes – what this material actually does is to degenerate the original colors of the fabric you’re using. Not to mention, the more laundries your shirt gets, the more of a degenerate you look like wearing it.

The definition ‘Speech Impediment’ is also very wrong. Why not make it ‘Speech Amendment’? People who stutter have a right to speak as they please. A prerogative that esentialy embodies the attitude of “MMMind your own business mmmmmutherfucker. I I I I will trip over my tongue as much as I want”.

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September 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm

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The Woman I Love Wanted To Know

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Why do hurricanes have dumb names?

I told her I don’t know, but I think it’s immoral and not politically correct to ignore a whole part of the population with names like: Rashard, Chrishelle, DeBrikashaw and Yorgen.

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September 2, 2009 at 10:16 pm

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