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Help Obama Sell Healthcare

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Here are some headlines to aid in this democratic struggle. So why change the current state of Healthcare?

1. Because ‘Freedom’ is having your herpes cured for free.

2. Because Hospital employees smell worse than your neighborhood bums.

3. So the homeless will die healthy.

4. You’re unemployed and have no retirement – do you really think you have a choice?

5. So Jesus can work his miracles.

6. Because Bush would never do it and that’s all the reassurance we need.

7. Cause Doogie Houser is gay.

8. Because Doctors are obnoxious, keep them off the streets.

9. Because Meth lab employees are getting furloughed.

10. So Jewish mothers will continue to develop complexes.


Written by Frankelstache

September 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm

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  1. You are the change I want to see in the world, Frankelstache.

    Although I have a feeling numbers 1 and 10 may contradict eachother…how will Jewish Mothers continue to develop the complex if the healthcare plan keeps curing it?


    September 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm

  2. Forgive my ignorance, FS.

    For some reason I always confuse the words “complex” and “simplex”… It’s actually one of the reasons I failed the final exam in Sex-Ed class.

    (like I always say, “it’s never to late to learn about the birds and the bees…”)

    Anyway, let’s just forget this ever happened, ok? I already have enough of a simplex as it is…


    September 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    • Dear Thunder AND ONLY THEN Lightning, B

      Simplex and complex are easy to mix. And I believe that your love-life successes are contingent on your sex-ed failure. You don’t want to know too much, too early.

      Shana Tova,


      September 18, 2009 at 8:59 am

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