Frankelstache

Life, America, Randomness

BREAKING NEWS!

with 3 comments

Jessica Simpson says she’s now: “All about me”.

Let us take a moment to thank Jessica for decades of philanthropy and altruism.

Be well.

Jessica during her most recent Reserves training

Jessica during her most recent Reserves training

Advertisements

Written by Frankelstache

October 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Posted in Random

Tagged with , , ,

3 Responses

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. What a truly great American she is. Please keep her. No, really, never let her leave. Ever.

    Good to see you’re back Ka-Stach-nikov.

    RBG

    October 14, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    • Do not worry my dear RBG.

      Like most good Yanks, Jessica’s passport only has “LA”, “Texas” and “Spring Break At Cabo” stamps on it. And I’m highly doubtful she’ll ever go north of Hollywood. It’s cold in those places.

      Right back at ya!

      Frankelstache

      Frankelstache

      October 15, 2009 at 7:26 am

      • P.S. The “Spring Break At Cabo” stamp might be misleading – for Jessica never attended college. She was there with Romo two Play-Offs ago.

        Frankelstache

        Frankelstache

        October 15, 2009 at 7:28 am


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: