Frankelstache

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Pooch Went Through Castration Yesterday.

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Will I ever be able to look him in the eyes?

 

 

 

I had to trim your testicles

Doesn’t mean that I don’t care

I love you just as much

I know your manhood is like air

 

Mango had balls

But not anymore

Not anymore

Society won the battle

Mango will win the war

 

Mango you’re my pooch

A friend, an ally and a beast

Don’t take this personally

We promised the rescue

And your humping had to cease

 

Mango had balls

But not anymore

Not anymore

Society won the battle

 

You will never be a father

Not a husband probably

As well

But some bitches are smarter

Will love your impotency

Just the same

 

Mango had balls

But not anymore

Not anymore

 

Now you feel confused

I wanna sympathize

As much as I can

I will try and be supportive

To your penis I’m a fan

 

Mango had balls

But not anymore

 

Painkillers are addictive

So we need to take it slow

Pooping will feel difficult

But that’s just how life goes.

 

Mango had balls.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Written by Frankelstache

October 27, 2009 at 10:42 am

7 Responses

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  1. funny post, sucks for poor mango though…i was wondering how he was doing, now i know.

    Lynn

    October 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    • he’s not taking t too well actually. poor guy is in lotsa pain.

      Frankelstache

      Frankelstache

      October 28, 2009 at 3:19 pm

  2. Dear John Lennon-like mind in a plain-clothed citizen-like body,

    Oh, what I wouldn’t give, to cop just one feel of that brilliantly-imaginative and verbally-adept cranium of yours.

    You are a literary genius, FS. And I’m not just saying that.

    Musing your creativity 4-eva,
    Bschooled

    bschooled

    October 27, 2009 at 3:36 pm

  3. ps. Give my deepest sympathies to the pooch.

    bschooled

    October 27, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    • Dear Fair Trade Organic Hybrid Olive Oil, B

      Cranium? is that anything like crayons? cause you can borrow mine anytime. Got all colors of the rainbow here.

      Pooch sends his regards. He wants to see you for Thanksgiving, and also asks you to wear a more appropriate dress this time around. Cousin Mort almost fainted last year.

      Mangostache

      P.S. Pooch’s views on your thanksgiving uniforms does not represent me, the Stache, nor are they necessarily true and politically correct. We accept you however you are, and screw Cousin Mort.

      Frankelstache

      Frankelstache

      October 28, 2009 at 3:28 pm

  4. RIP Mango’s Ballz.

    Amanda Blog and Kiss

    October 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    • RIP indeed. Service will be held this Friday at the San Francisco Golden Gate Park.

      Attendance is mandatory.

      Your condolences are appreciated.
      Frankelstache

      Frankelstache

      October 28, 2009 at 3:17 pm


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