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Archive for November 2009

When I Was 13, My Dad Showed me Amsterdam

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Now at his 65th birthday, Frankel and son are hitting Vegas.




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November 29, 2009 at 9:11 am

Good Shabbas Video

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While on the subject of toilets, I thought we can enjoy this classic Asshole activity.

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November 28, 2009 at 9:37 am

Brown Friday.

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This has to be a day of reckoning for all plumbers out there.


I’d like to take this opportunity and wish them well. To express my gratitude (for all days of the year, not just today) and hope they’ll carry on with their jobs, proudly.


God Bless America

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November 27, 2009 at 8:06 am

Happy Turkey Day America!

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Let’s stuff ourselves until we’re in a food coma. FUCKING LOVE THIS HOLIDAY.

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November 26, 2009 at 8:35 am

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An Open Letter to Kitchen Scavengers

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Perhaps the most annoying thing in the world is when uncalled, uninvited, and most importantly, culinary retarded¬† guests go inside my kitchen and lift open my rice lid. I mean, what the fuck are you doing? You can’t even bring an omelet to a satisfactory mode, so why, in the name of Sarah Palin’s fine ass,¬† do you think it’s okay for you to walk into my kitchen and open a lid or crack open the oven while I’m baking?

Now I admit that I’d still be uber mad even if Masaharu Morimoto will ruin my rice by opening the lid while it cooks. But at least that dude earned the right to enter the kitchen and open any fucking lid he wants. But for people who have no clue to do the same…..that’s exasperating.

Can you imagine yourself walking into the operating room and playing darts with the scalpels? Looking under the hood in the middle of a child delivery? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN. You do not belong in here. There’s no reason to believe you can contribute anything with your toddler-like capabilities.

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November 22, 2009 at 9:40 am

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Oriental Restaurants and Their Aftermath.

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How do you say “Diarrhea Catalyst” in Thai?

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November 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm

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Good Shabbas Video

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This week, we visit a few of my favorite things in life:



Unnecessarily enthusiastic Arab people.

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November 20, 2009 at 5:59 pm