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Road Trip!!! CA Via NV, UT, WY to CO

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January 24, 2010 at 9:55 pm

English is an Ubber Odd Language

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Hello all and welcome back to today’s episode of the Frankelstache’s misunderstandings with English.

So in America, when a person says: “Damn, I’d kill for a Burrito right now.” the people around him conclude that that person is really craving a Burrito.

My personal and completely normal conclusion was that given that murder is the highest rated offense (punishment wise), I can proudly announce: “Damn, I’d sodomize a 12 year-old for a Burrito right now.”

That didn’t go so well.

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January 15, 2010 at 12:05 am

Good Year Video

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This is brilliant.

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January 4, 2010 at 11:09 am

Why Are All These Douchbags Sending

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Me texts so early in the morning? don’t they know my love for Jesus die×’ together with him, 2013 years ago?

Fuck these texts. Let me sleep.

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December 25, 2009 at 8:57 am

The More “Happy Birthday!” Wishes You Have On Your Facebook Wall

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The less friends you have in real life.

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December 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm

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Good Shabbas Video

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The Stache is Moving To Boulder, CO. Was able to put my foot inside the door of one of the top Advertising Agencies in the world: Crispin Porter + Bogusky. Fucking A’.

It’s only for the winter, though, and there’s a (roughly) 95% I’ll be back in the Bay Area together with Spring’s emergence. It’s weird. I’m amped and happy, yet sad and guilty. This will force me to live apart from The Woman I Love and Mango J. Frankelstache The First. I’m also uber nervous due to the weather. Fucking snow. I come from the equator. I can’t deal with Minus degrees.

The next month or so will revolve mostly around my move. After that, I’ll most likely take a short break from writing, given that I’ll be very busy. I’m still processing and digesting this, so I’m not really sure what’s on my mind. I’d warn ya’ll from randomness during the upcoming weeks, but come to think of it, you might not know the difference.

Oh right, Good Shabbas Video! Dedicated to my Governor!

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December 5, 2009 at 9:35 pm

When I Was 13, My Dad Showed me Amsterdam

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Now at his 65th birthday, Frankel and son are hitting Vegas.

 

 

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November 29, 2009 at 9:11 am