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My Fashion Halo, Part I

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As all three of you readers (may have) noticed, I haven’t written anything in awhile. The reason being that unlike my freelance days, full-time employment is a) exhausting, b) laborious and c) sucking every bit of inspiration and creativity out of me. It’s almost the best blowjob I ever got, and similarly, it’s going to be a mess once it’s over.

Nonetheless, all us dearly beloved have gathered here today to talk about fashion. Chic. Attire.

Working in a very fashion-progressive environment that almost forces one to express himself via clothing, turns every day into a struggling battle. Knock on wood, I’ve been blessed with having pretty much every material need taken care of throughout my life. But my wardrobe still resembles that of an 8 year-old kid in Angola. I have 3-4 tshirts, 2 pairs of pants and a handful of underwear. Shoes etc. were always somewhat of a privilege, probably because of the sizzling Israeli summers that required barefoot-ness. In any case, I had to get a real makeover before starting this thingy here in CO. This made The Woman I Love exceptionally ecstatic, but before the shopping spree began, I was dreading like an anal virgin, minutes before the lube comes out of the drawer.

So we went…and spent…and then spent some more….all in the name of making a good impression. Soon enough I was armed with a plethora of nakedness-hiding gear. The Woman I Love chose famous brands and contemporary designs, navigating between the need to hide my beer belly and the desire to emphasize my unibrow and nose-hair. It felt odd to wear all these clothes that have buttons and neckbands. Still feels odd. I wonder if I’ll ever get used to it. The saddest thing about all these fashion shenanigans is that I ended up still looking like a shlump. Okay, stop for a minute – I make this sound way worse than it is. It’s still Advertising, and it’s still casual. No one wears a suit or anything, unless they’re trying to be ironic. We’re talking basic polos, some sweaters and reasonably tight jeans. Still, I can wait to hopefully finish these three months and go back to wearing my 3-4tshirts.

I have much more to add about general American dress code, and general fashion tips from my inner Tim Gun, but I’ll spare them for now. Maybe in part II of this.

Frankelstache out.

P.S. happy Holocaust day!

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April 12, 2010 at 8:58 am

Holocaust Jokes Are Jews’s Way

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of calling each other nigger.

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December 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm

Lo And Behold- Winter

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Losing an umbrella during a rainstorm is like losing food in the holocaust.

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October 16, 2009 at 7:19 am

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The Idea That Will Make Me Rich

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in response to this , I thought about a brilliant idea that will change the face of social networking forever.

Why don’t we just gather all the religious psychos, and then just lock them under one virtual roof and be done with it?

We’ll call it “FAITHBOOK“, and it’ll be a safe haven for Men /Women of belief to spread their love for Jesus, Moses, Muhammad, Joseph Smith and anyone else they want to.

Does anyone have Zuckerberg’s number?

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May 20, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Facebook and Holocaust Denial

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So apparently there’s a big mess behind the scenes with Facebook refusing to delete groups that revolve around denying this little thing called the Holocaust.
Essentially, Facebook claims that the site is a fair, honest and equal opportunity platform, and as such, it actually encourages such groups, cause their existence is a stage for debate, education etc. etc.
The Jews on the other hand, claim that Holocaust denial is a first-degree family related to this little thing called Anti-Semitism, which is illegal in many Countries. Also, that these hate-groups has no debate, no education – nothing but spreading toxic and inciting harmful, misleading propaganda.

Holocaust denial always fascinated me. I mean, the audacity one must have in order to claim that it was made up is mind-boggling. It actually makes me laugh due to its ridiculousness. With my own eyes, I sat at the foot of a 7 Ton mountain of ashes in Majdanek. I’ve smelled the unmistakable scent of death at Birkenau. Walked through the human-experimentation labs in Auschwitz. I’ve seen the 17,000 tombstones, each representing a different Jewish community, in Treblinka. I felt the cold of Zakopane, and I witnessed the remains of Bergen-Belsen. I heard my grandparents speak, saw numbers tattooed on my neighbor’s hand, visited Anne Frank’s house and even read Frankel’s Search For Meaning. But I guess all of that was a fake, a Hollywood-style production orchestrated by those pesky Jews.

I don’t think it’s right to ask Facebook to take down those hate groups. Dumb fundamentalists were around even before Al Gore, and stopping them from poisoning the World Wide Web won’t eradicate them from the face of this planet. The cure for HD, like always, is education. It’s contributing money for Museums and exhibitions. It’s challenging Holocaust deniers to fly to Poland, so they can behold the evidence. It’s uploading to those same Facebook groups interviews with Holocaust survivors, and with German / Polish witnesses. It’s spreading and showing books, publishing documentaries, filming  movies and creating art that portray those years and all that occurred. It’s investing in Advertising campaigns, PR and educational Marketing. It’s talking, explaining, screaming when needed.

Some people claim that Holocaust never happened. Fix their ignorance, don’t just tell them to shut up.

A few important links:

http://www.amazon.com/My-Hands-Memories-Holocaust-Rescuer/dp/0385720327/ref=cm_lmf_tit_6


http://www.ushmm.org/

http://www.shamash.org/holocaust/photos/

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1173098/jewish_history_library_holocaust_documentaries.html

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May 18, 2009 at 10:16 pm