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Best New Product on The Market

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Gallop your way into a fitter, healthier, more productive lifestyle.

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February 10, 2010 at 7:21 pm

A Day in A Life

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I need to write a tagline

To a company that doesn’t yet exist

This will stay with them forever

Or at least till I say cease.

It’s tough and boring

Inspiration isn’t here today

I’m trying every direction

But all my lines are gray.

I tried ‘Connection’

‘Magic’

Anything synonymous with ‘Tech’

I tried Latin words

And Greek

I attempted stepping away

I tried writing quick.

Now I’m on the blog

Seeking for ambition

A definition

Or Ignition

Something to justify my commission

A tad of ammunition

This is a very bad condition

My career is in remission

Why isn’t “Procrastinator”

A fully paid position?

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January 12, 2010 at 10:11 am

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Good Shabbas Video

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You know, I tried. I really tried. But I just can’t find the words to describe this video. I hope you enjoy this experience.

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December 11, 2009 at 12:00 pm

How Is It That One’s Opinion

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alway contradicts mine?

Is it like that with everyone? It seems like everything I do, One’s way will be completely different. I often think he does that just to spite me.

Screw One, I say.

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December 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm

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Leave Tonight or Die This Way

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Radio is playing

Your mind shoots back to summer mornings

Northern California and your driving

Lost in the fields, sun is on your dashboard.

 

You’re calm.

Staring at the clouds, August scents fills you from the out

You crack open a window

Hand hanging, touching the wind.

Not so clear where to go

Another intersection followed by three lights

Seeking a street in this college bicycle town

Kids running wild

Lawns wearing yellow.

 

Maybe turn here

Nothing to lose

With a full tank of gas.

Time on your side

Alone and misplaced

Finally you’re an adult

 

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November 19, 2009 at 9:16 pm

Some People Find Beauty In Strange Places

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Personally, I think they’re full of shit.

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November 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm

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10 Facebook Groups That Should Exist

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1.       The: ‘Give Rush Limbaugh Rabies’ Group.

 

2.     The: ‘I stalk high-school comrades and random hot chicks’ Group.

 

3.       The: ‘I adopted a Homeless Man and moved him into my abode’ Group.

 

4.      The: ‘Art means nothing, It’s a scam’ Group.

 

5.      The: ‘Create steak flavor condoms for the gays’ Group.

 

6.      The: ‘I bet I can find 1,000,000 people who regret befriending me’ Group.

 

7.       The: ‘Fans of knowing what you’re becoming a fan of’ Group.

 

8.        The: ‘In memory of my virginity’ Group.

 

9.        The: ‘Signs in front of churches inspire me’ Group.

 

10.      The: ‘Racism is funny’ Group.

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November 12, 2009 at 2:17 pm